Oblique Fire
Oblique fire is when something or someone is so bad it makes you want to cry, throw things, and maybe even call your mom.
That cereal was oblique fire. I ate it for a week and still didn’t like it.
My friend got oblique fire when he tried to do a magic trick and it backfired.
My mom gave me oblique fire when she yelled at me for eating the last slice of cake.