Obligatory surfing - You're in a water disaster and you take whatever you can fin

You're in a water disaster and you take whatever you can find to float and look like a boss while you're at it.

I used a mattress to surf through the storm and looked like a king.

My friend used a couch to glide through the flood and got a standing ovation.

I grabbed a suitcase and floated through the mess like I was in a movie.