Obligatory surfing

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When you're stuck in a flood or weird water mess and you grab some random crap to surf on just to not drown and look cool doing it.

I was stuck in a river and had to ride a trash can like it was the Olympics.

My cousin surfed a shopping cart down a flooded parking lot and won the neighborhood bet.

I got stuck in a lake and had to ride a pizza box to survive and be the talk of the town.

You're in a water disaster and you take whatever you can find to float and look like a boss while you're at it.

I used a mattress to surf through the storm and looked like a king.

My friend used a couch to glide through the flood and got a standing ovation.

I grabbed a suitcase and floated through the mess like I was in a movie.

When you're trapped in a water mess and you find something weird to ride on just to not die and maybe impress someone.

I used a shopping bag to surf through the rain and impressed my dog.

My brother rode a bicycle through a flooded street and got a ton of likes.

I floated on a chair and looked like I was doing it on purpose.

You're stuck in a water mess and you take whatever is near you to ride on just so you don't get washed away and maybe look awesome.

I used a stack of books to glide through the river like I was a pro.

My mom surfed on a ladder and got a standing ovation from the neighbors.

I took a skateboard and rode it through the flood like it was a video game.

You're in a flood and you grab whatever you can find to ride on just so you don't drown and maybe look like a hero.

I took a suitcase and floated through the storm like I was James Bond.

My friend used a door to ride through the water and got a ton of likes.

I grabbed a couch and floated like I was in a commercial.

You're stuck in a water mess and you take something weird to ride on just to not die and maybe look like a legend.

I used a pizza box to ride through the lake and got a standing ovation.

My brother grabbed a trash can and surfed like it was a competition.

I floated on a box and looked like I was doing it on purpose.