obligatory slowdown
You're zipping through traffic like a hot rod, but the world decides to take it slow. Someone's got a radar gun, and they're going to make you pay for it.
I was doing 80, and the guy in front of me slowed to 50. I thought he was trying to get me to get pulled over.
I was going 75, and the cop behind me was doing 65. I thought he was trying to mess with me.
I was flying down the highway, and the car next to me slowed down just to make me mad.