obligatory slowdown

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You're flying down the road like a maniac, but the whole world decides to take it slow, and you're stuck in the middle of it. Someone's watching you, and they're not happy.

I was doing 85 and the whole street was doing 45. I got pulled over by a cop who looked like he had a hangover.

My mom was speeding, and the car in front of us slowed down just to annoy her. She yelled at the car for 10 minutes.

I was going 70, and the light turned green. The car next to me slowed down to 30. I wanted to scream.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

You're zipping through traffic like a hot rod, but the world decides to take it slow. Someone's got a radar gun, and they're going to make you pay for it.

I was doing 80, and the guy in front of me slowed to 50. I thought he was trying to get me to get pulled over.

I was going 75, and the cop behind me was doing 65. I thought he was trying to mess with me.

I was flying down the highway, and the car next to me slowed down just to make me mad.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

You're going like a bat out of hell, but the world slows down like it's got nothing better to do. Someone's got a radar gun, and they're going to make you suffer for it.

I was doing 85, and the car in front of me slowed to 45. I wanted to punch the driver.

I was going 70, and the cop behind me was doing 55. I thought he was trying to get me to stop.

I was flying down the road, and the car next to me slowed down just to annoy me.

by Slangipedia 7h ago