Obligation Bang
When a dude has to f*** someone he finds kinda gross just to save face. It’s the worst when your bros point at a chick who looks like she just got out of a trash can and ask, ‘Would you hit that?’
Bro: ‘Just do it. You owe me.’ Me: ‘I owe you my sanity.’
Text: ‘She’s your uncle’s ex. Just f*** her.’ Me: ‘I’ll f*** her. I’ll f*** her.’
At the bar: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’