Obligation Bang

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When a guy does the deed with someone he thinks is kinda gross just because he doesn’t want to let his junk down. It’s like when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re staring at a chick who smells like old pizza.
Bro: ‘You gotta do it for the team.’ Me: ‘I’d rather get stabbed.’
DM: ‘She’s your cousin’s ex. Just do it.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the party: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a dude has to f*** someone he finds kinda gross just to save face. It’s the worst when your bros point at a chick who looks like she just got out of a trash can and ask, ‘Would you hit that?’
Bro: ‘Just do it. You owe me.’ Me: ‘I owe you my sanity.’
Text: ‘She’s your uncle’s ex. Just f*** her.’ Me: ‘I’ll f*** her. I’ll f*** her.’
At the bar: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy does the deed with someone he thinks is kinda gross just to not look like a total d***. It happens when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re looking at a chick who smells like wet socks and regret.
Bro: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
Text: ‘Just do it. She’s your aunt’s ex.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the party: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy f***s someone he finds kinda gross just to not look like a total d***. It’s when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re staring at a chick who smells like a gym sock and a dead mouse.
Bro: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
Text: ‘Just do it. She’s your mom’s ex.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the bar: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy has to f*** someone he finds kinda gross just to not look like a total d***. It’s the worst when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re looking at a chick who smells like a trash can and regret.
Bro: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
Text: ‘Just do it. She’s your brother’s ex.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the party: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy does the deed with someone he finds kinda gross just to not let his junk down. It’s when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re looking at a chick who smells like old pizza and a dead mouse.
Bro: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
Text: ‘Just do it. She’s your dad’s ex.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the bar: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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