obliday - Obliday is when you’re stuck in bed like a slug because you’

Obliday is when you’re stuck in bed like a slug because you’re too fat and too full to move and you’re still thinking about pizza.

Text: 'I’m a slug. It’s obliday.'

Tweet: 'Obliday is the best holiday ever.'

DM: 'I didn’t get out of bed. It’s obliday.'