obliday

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Obliday is when lazy buttheads stay in bed all day because they ate so much on Sunday they’re still bloated on Monday and too pooped to move.

DM: 'I didn’t get up until 3pm. My brain is still in my stomach.'

Tweet: 'Obliday is the only holiday I need.'

Text: 'I’m not coming to work. It’s obliday.'

Obliday is when you’re too full to function and too tired to get up because you spent Sunday eating like a pig and now you’re paying the price.

Tweet: 'Obliday = my life right now.'

Text: 'I ate 4 pizzas. Now it’s obliday.'

DM: 'I can’t even walk. It’s obliday.'

Obliday is when you’re stuck in bed like a slug because you’re too fat and too full to move and you’re still thinking about pizza.

Text: 'I’m a slug. It’s obliday.'

Tweet: 'Obliday is the best holiday ever.'

DM: 'I didn’t get out of bed. It’s obliday.'