I went on a vacation with my parents. They talked for 12 hours straight. I came back with a headache and a new life plan.

My brother asked me to visit him for a week. He had 5 kids. I came back looking like I had been to war.

I told my boss I was going on a vacation. I got to my aunt’s house and realized I had to stay 4 days. I came back with a new hatred for family.