Oblication
When you use your precious vacation days to visit family or friends who think they’re your best friends but really just want free food and a place to crash.
My cousin texted me 10 times a day about her new dog. I had to fly to Ohio for 3 days. It was like a prison break, but with more people.
My mom said, ‘You can’t miss my 50th birthday’ like it was a mandatory meeting at work.
I took 2 weeks off, and 3 of them were spent with my in-laws. I came back more tired than a man who ran a marathon in a garbage bag.