I told my boss I was going on a vacation. I got to my mom’s house and realized I had to stay the whole week. I had no idea what vacation meant.

I took a vacation to see my cousins. They had 40 relatives there. I left looking like I had been through a war.

I took a 3-day trip. I spent 2 of them with my sister. I came back with a new hatred for her and a sore back.