My brother asked me to come visit for a weekend. I had to take time off work. He stayed for 3 days and left a mess.

My mom called me and said, ‘You have to come visit me. I’m lonely.’ I came. I didn’t leave until I felt like I was going to die.

I had a 5-day vacation. I spent 4 of them with my in-laws. I came back with a migraine and a new hatred for my wife.