I took a vacation to Florida. I worked the whole time. When I got back, my boss asked, ‘How was your vacation?’ I said, ‘I had to work 10 hours a day and I got sunburned.’

I went to visit my sister. She had me work at her store the whole time. I came back more tired than a man who ran a marathon in a garbage bag.

I went on a vacation and still got 10 emails from my boss. I came back like I had never left.