Obli
A donut who runs everywhere and says stupid things. He’s also an alien who probably wants to take over the world, but he’s too busy being a donut.
Obli ran past me like a donut on a mission. He said, ‘Life is a donut, and you’re the donut.’
Obli turned my math test into a donut. I failed because he was a donut with a brain.
Obli is the reason I got a donut tattoo. He’s the donut king.