Obli

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A smelly internet ghost who started messing with online games back in ’97. He’s got more skills than a fat kid at a candy store, and he thinks he’s the king of the universe.
Obli ruined my game session by hacking my account. I got banned for swearing at him.
He’s the reason I failed my math test. He distracted me with his gaming skills.
He’s probably behind Microsoft’s mess. I don’t trust Bill Gates.
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A dirty word that means obviously. It was made by a bunch of drunks at a college party and spread like a virus.
Obli, you’re so stupid. Obli, you’re a moron. Obli, you’re a donut with a PhD.
Obli, I told you to clean your room. Obli, you’re a mess. Obli, you’re a donut in a trash can.
Obli, you’re the worst. Obli, you’re a donut with a brain. Obli, you’re a donut who forgot to eat.
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A donut-shaped alien who talks nonsense and has way too many fans. He’s also a donut who runs like a madman.
Obli ran across the room like a donut on fire. He said, ‘Life is a donut, and you’re the frosting.’
Obli turned my math test into a donut. I got a zero because he was crazy.
Obli is the reason I got a tattoo of a donut. He’s a donut with a brain.
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A donut who runs everywhere and says stupid things. He’s also an alien who probably wants to take over the world, but he’s too busy being a donut.
Obli ran past me like a donut on a mission. He said, ‘Life is a donut, and you’re the donut.’
Obli turned my math test into a donut. I failed because he was a donut with a brain.
Obli is the reason I got a donut tattoo. He’s the donut king.
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When you were happy to help someone, but you didn’t get to finish the job, but you still got a pat on the back for being ready, willing, and probably a donut.
I was happy to help, but I got patted on the back like a donut. I didn’t even finish the job.
I was ready, willing, and able, but I got patted on the back like a donut. I didn’t even finish the job.
I was happy to help, but I got patted on the back like a donut. I didn’t even finish the job.
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Things you have to do. They’re like donuts that you have to eat, but you don’t want to.
I have to do my homework. It’s like a donut I don’t want to eat.
I have to clean my room. It’s like a donut I don’t want to eat.
I have to do my math test. It’s like a donut I don’t want to eat.
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