oblestork
An oblestork is a stork that got flattened by a baby who was so big it looked like the stork had been hit by a baby-shaped truck
The baby was so big, the stork looked like it had been run over by a food truck.
The stork got smashed like a pancake with a side of rage.
The baby was so huge, the stork looked like it had been stepped on by a giant.