oblestork

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An oblestork is a stork that got run over by a baby so big it looked like the stork had a face full of pizza and a belly full of regret

The baby was so chunky, it looked like the stork got hit by a meatball sub.

The oblestork was flattened like a pancake with a side of cheese.

The stork got squished by a baby who could’ve been a full-grown adult.

An oblestork is a stork that got crushed by a baby so huge it made the stork look like it had a bad hair day and a worse job

The baby was bigger than the stork’s lunch break.

The stork got flattened because the baby was like a burrito with no wrapping.

The stork was squished so hard it looked like it had been in a blender.

An oblestork is a stork that got flattened by a baby who was so big it looked like the stork had been hit by a baby-shaped truck

The baby was so big, the stork looked like it had been run over by a food truck.

The stork got smashed like a pancake with a side of rage.

The baby was so huge, the stork looked like it had been stepped on by a giant.