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A woman who is so fat she thinks she’s a goddess and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a laundromat. She doesn’t know the word ‘shame.’
She wore a shirt that said ‘I’m not fat, I’m just a big success’ and then ate six donuts in the middle of the library.
She came to the movie theater in a pair of shorts that looked like they were about to give up and demanded free popcorn.
She wore a dress that was two sizes too small and sat on the floor like it was a throne.
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