oblese

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#obese#showoff#annoying

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A chunky woman who shows off her curves in public like she’s trying to start a fight with the mirror. She doesn’t care if people laugh at her or throw snacks at her.
She wore a bikini at the grocery store and yelled at the bread aisle like it was her ex.
She flashed her belly button at the mall escalator and called the security guard a ‘weakling.’
She wore a shirt that said ‘I’m not fat, I’m just delicious’ and then ate a whole pizza in front of the fountain.
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A big woman who thinks she’s hot and wears clothes that barely cover her. She doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘discretion.’
She wore a tube top to the gas station and asked the clerk if he wanted to ‘get with her vibe.’
She came into the gym in a skirt that said ‘I work out’ and then sat on the floor.
She wore a dress that looked like it was sewn on and took a selfie in the middle of the park.
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A woman who is so big she thinks she’s a model and wears clothes that are about to fall off. She doesn’t know the word ‘embarrassed.’
She wore a crop top to the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he had ‘a problem with his eyes.’
She came into the restaurant in a bra and a pair of pajama pants and ordered a steak for lunch.
She wore a shirt that said ‘I eat, therefore I am’ and then ate a whole cake in front of the church.
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A woman who is so fat she thinks she’s a goddess and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a laundromat. She doesn’t know the word ‘shame.’
She wore a shirt that said ‘I’m not fat, I’m just a big success’ and then ate six donuts in the middle of the library.
She came to the movie theater in a pair of shorts that looked like they were about to give up and demanded free popcorn.
She wore a dress that was two sizes too small and sat on the floor like it was a throne.
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A woman who is so big she thinks she’s a superhero and wears clothes that look like they were ripped from a wrestling ring. She doesn’t know the word ‘modesty.’
She wore a tank top to the grocery store and said to the cashier, ‘You’re not even looking at me right.’
She came into the gym in a pair of sweatpants that said ‘I work out’ and then sat on the floor.
She wore a shirt that said ‘I eat, I fight, I win’ and then ate a whole pizza in front of the fountain.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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