Oblechum - Someone who's so kind you want to hug them, but they’re so n

Someone who's so kind you want to hug them, but they’re so not funny you want to throw them out the window.

Text: 'You're my favorite person, but your jokes are like eating a sock.'

Tweet: 'Oblechum is like a warm hug followed by a cold shower of bad jokes.'

DM: 'I love you, but your punchlines are like a door slamming in my face.'