Oblechum

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A person who's like a soft cookie but doesn't know how to laugh. They're nice and make people like them, but they're as funny as a wet sock.

DM: 'Hey, you're cool, but I can't stand your jokes. They're like watching paint dry.'

Tweet: 'Oblechum is the reason I still have my sanity. They're sweet, but their jokes are like a punch to the gut.'

Text: 'You're a good friend, but your jokes are like listening to a cat meow for ten minutes.'

Someone who's so kind you want to hug them, but they’re so not funny you want to throw them out the window.

Text: 'You're my favorite person, but your jokes are like eating a sock.'

Tweet: 'Oblechum is like a warm hug followed by a cold shower of bad jokes.'

DM: 'I love you, but your punchlines are like a door slamming in my face.'

A human who's nice enough to be your best friend, but their jokes are so bad they make your dog roll in the dirt.

Tweet: 'Oblechum is the friend you love, but their jokes are the reason your dog smells like a garbage can.'

Text: 'You're the best, but your jokes are like a scream in the middle of the night.'

DM: 'I'd follow you anywhere, but your jokes are like being stuck in a elevator with a scream.'