Oblechum - A human who's nice enough to be your best friend, but their

A human who's nice enough to be your best friend, but their jokes are so bad they make your dog roll in the dirt.

Tweet: 'Oblechum is the friend you love, but their jokes are the reason your dog smells like a garbage can.'

Text: 'You're the best, but your jokes are like a scream in the middle of the night.'

DM: 'I'd follow you anywhere, but your jokes are like being stuck in a elevator with a scream.'