OBLAVIE - The reason you're not dead, even when you're being a total d

The reason you're not dead, even when you're being a total disaster

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Oblavie said, 'That’s not a problem.'

I got into a fight with 10 people. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a warm-up.'

I jumped into a pool full of ice. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a hobby.'