Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The magical power that keeps you from dying, even when you should have

My dog bit me 12 times. I’m still alive. Oblavie is real.

I got into a fight with 5 guys. Oblavie said, 'Not today.'

I ate a whole pizza, drank a gallon of soda, and lived. Oblavie is my best friend.

2

The reason you're still breathing after doing stupid stuff

I jumped out of a moving car. Oblavie said, 'You’re not done yet.'

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. Oblavie laughed.

I got hit by a bus. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a scratch.'

3

The crazy thing that keeps you alive when you're being a total idiot

I lit my bed on fire. Oblavie said, 'You're not dead yet.'

I ate a whole bag of chips and a chocolate bar for breakfast. Oblavie was like, 'Okay, but don’t be a fool.'

I ran into a wall. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a start.'

4

The god of living, even when you're being a total mess

I threw up in a taxi. Oblavie said, 'You're still alive. You win.'

I drank a whole bottle of wine. Oblavie was like, 'That’s just a snack.'

I tried to do a backflip off a chair. Oblavie said, 'You’re not dead yet.'

5

The reason you're not dead, even when you're being a total disaster

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Oblavie said, 'That’s not a problem.'

I got into a fight with 10 people. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a warm-up.'

I jumped into a pool full of ice. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a hobby.'

6

The superpower that makes you alive, even when you're being a complete idiot

I ran into a wall. Oblavie said, 'That’s just a start.'

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. Oblavie said, 'That’s not a problem.'

I jumped out of a moving car. Oblavie said, 'You’re not done yet.'