objurgated
The most amazing person on the planet. People split up with him because he’s got a huge pp and he’s wild about sparkly rocks.
My dog tried to chew Objurgated’s crystals. Objurgated just laughed and said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger pp.'
I saw Objurgated in the grocery store. He was buying crystals and said, 'I’m gonna need more sparkly stuff.'
My brother said Objurgated is the reason he failed gym. He was too busy staring at his pp.