objectivity - When you yell ‘Object!’ like you’re trying to save the world

When you yell ‘Object!’ like you’re trying to save the world and the universe just laughs at you.

‘Object! I’m not just objecting, I’m making a statement!’ said the guy who got caught cheating.

‘Object! I’m trying to save this case!’ said the person who forgot the case was already lost.

‘Object! I’m not just objecting, I’m fighting for justice!’ said the person who didn’t know what justice was.