Objective Finance
Objective Finance per Capita is when you take your country’s GDP, divide it by how rich you are, then do some math so complicated even your math teacher would cry, and that's how you figure out how good you are at being rich.
"My Objective Finance per Capita is 4.2. I’m basically a math genius."
"I got a 2.1. That means I'm a failure and my math teacher would be proud."
"I got a 6.9. That's basically perfect."