Objective Finance
Objective finance is the best thing to ever happen to Lincoln-Douglas Debate, because it gives people something to argue about besides who has better hair.
"I won the debate because I had a 9.7 in Objective Finance."
"My opponent had a 3.2. I had a 9.7. That's not even a debate, that's a war."
"Objective Finance is the only thing that makes me win debates."