Objective-C
It’s the programming language that makes you question your life choices. C and Smalltalk got together, had a fight, and created Objective-C. Apple uses it because they can’t be bothered to fix it.
I tried to learn Objective-C and my brain turned to mush. I now live in a bowl of cereal.
My app was so broken because of Objective-C. I took it to court. Lost.
I used Objective-C for a project. My teacher gave me a D. I deserved it.