Objective-C

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#programming nightmare #apple's mistake #sad language

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A weak, sad excuse for a programming language that looks like C and Smalltalk got stuck in a trash can and spat out a half-dead mess. Only Apple uses it because they're too lazy to update anything else.

I tried to code in Objective-C and my brain started leaking out my ears.

My app crashed 17 times because of Objective-C. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

I’d rather eat a sock than write another line of Objective-C.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It's like C and Smalltalk had a baby, and that baby was raised by a group of people who hate you. Apple forces everyone to use it because they’re stuck in the 90s.

My boss said I had to learn Objective-C. I quit. He said I was fired. I said he was a failure.

I tried to debug my code and it looked like someone threw a keyboard at me. It was Objective-C.

I used Objective-C for a week. I now have a hatred for all things Apple.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A lazy programmer’s dream turned into a nightmare. It’s like C got hit by a truck, then Smalltalk walked in and said, 'I’m not helping.' Apple uses it because they're too cheap to switch.

I wrote a simple app in Objective-C. It had 100 errors. I cried.

I used Objective-C and my code looked like a raccoon threw up on a keyboard.

My friend tried to use Objective-C. He now lives in a trash can.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s the programming language that makes you question your life choices. C and Smalltalk got together, had a fight, and created Objective-C. Apple uses it because they can’t be bothered to fix it.

I tried to learn Objective-C and my brain turned to mush. I now live in a bowl of cereal.

My app was so broken because of Objective-C. I took it to court. Lost.

I used Objective-C for a project. My teacher gave me a D. I deserved it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s like C and Smalltalk had a baby, and that baby was raised by a group of people who hate your soul. Apple uses it because they’re too cheap and lazy to switch.

I tried to write a loop in Objective-C. It took me 3 hours and my soul left my body.

My code looked like a dog barfed on a keyboard. It was Objective-C.

I used Objective-C for a week. I now live in a trash can with my ex.

by Slangipedia 7d ago