Objective-C
It’s like C and Smalltalk had a baby, and that baby was raised by a group of people who hate your soul. Apple uses it because they’re too cheap and lazy to switch.
I tried to write a loop in Objective-C. It took me 3 hours and my soul left my body.
My code looked like a dog barfed on a keyboard. It was Objective-C.
I used Objective-C for a week. I now live in a trash can with my ex.