Objectism
A stupid person, like a chump who thinks a chair is smarter than them. Their brain is about as useful as a broken pencil.
'He’s a total object! He thinks a chair is smarter than him!' she said, like he was a broken pencil.
'She’s an object! She doesn’t even know what a tool is!' he said, like she was a chair.
'He’s such an object, he uses a spoon to eat soup!' she said, like he had no brain.