Objectism

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When you pick one thing over another just because it's easier, like a chump picking a remote control over a door knob. It's like racism for stuff. You use a light at night because you're too lazy to deal with the dark. And if you don't lock your door, you're basically calling the door a chump.
I used my phone light instead of turning on the lamp, even though the lamp is right there.
He used a spoon to eat soup instead of a fork, even though he has a fork.
She used her left hand to open the door even though her right hand is free and has a tattoo.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fancy word from a video game when a guy throws his hands up and screams at a judge like he just saw his mom get hit by a truck.
'I object! This is ridiculous!' he yelled, knocking over his coffee cup.
'Object! This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' he said, slamming his desk with a dramatic flair.
'Object! This is not happening!' he cried, looking like he just failed a test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy yells this line like he's been waiting all his life to say it, even though he just got the evidence 10 seconds ago.
'This evidence clearly shows he’s lying!' he shouted, like he’d been waiting for this moment forever.
'This evidence proves he’s a total fraud!' he said, like it was the most important thing in the world.
'This evidence just shattered his whole story!' he yelled, like he’d been holding it in for years.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A word that doesn’t exist on that fake dictionary, like it's too good for that place. It’s real, it’s here, and it’s not going anywhere.
'Objectism isn’t on Urban Dictionary, so it must be real!' he said, like it was a religion.
'They didn’t put it on Urban Dictionary, so it’s the best thing ever!' she said, like she just won the lottery.
'They didn’t put it on Urban Dictionary, so it must be the truth!' he said, like he was a prophet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you think something is true just because it’s fact-based, but when you're wrong, you're just a chump with no feelings. It's like being a robot with a bad attitude.
'That’s objective! I don’t need feelings to know it’s true!' he said, like he was a robot.
'She has no feelings, so her opinion is totally objective!' he said, like she was a machine.
'He’s so objective, he doesn’t even need a brain!' she said, like he was a robot with a headache.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid person, like a chump who thinks a chair is smarter than them. Their brain is about as useful as a broken pencil.
'He’s a total object! He thinks a chair is smarter than him!' she said, like he was a broken pencil.
'She’s an object! She doesn’t even know what a tool is!' he said, like she was a chair.
'He’s such an object, he uses a spoon to eat soup!' she said, like he had no brain.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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