ObiwanCannoli
Someone who can make Italian food so good, it feels like you’ve been kissed by the Holy Spirit and then hit with a fork. They’ve got the skills of a Jedi and the wrath of a grandma who’s had enough bad sauce.
My friend is an ObiwanCannoli. She turned my sandwich into a masterpiece and I cried.
That chef is an ObiwanCannoli. He made my pasta so good, I forgot my own name.
My brother says I’m not an ObiwanCannoli. I tried to make pizza and it looked like a crime scene.
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