ObiwanCannoli

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A person who can cook Italian food so well, it’s like they’ve got a secret weapon and a temper. They can trick your brain with food and have the patience of a saint who’s been burned by a hundred bad lasagnas.
My cousin is an ObiwanCannoli. She made me eat 10 meatballs and I didn’t even notice.
That guy at the restaurant? He’s an ObiwanCannoli. He cooked my meal and my soul.
My mom says I’m not an ObiwanCannoli. I made a risotto and it looked like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who can make Italian food so good, it feels like you’ve been kissed by the Holy Spirit and then hit with a fork. They’ve got the skills of a Jedi and the wrath of a grandma who’s had enough bad sauce.
My friend is an ObiwanCannoli. She turned my sandwich into a masterpiece and I cried.
That chef is an ObiwanCannoli. He made my pasta so good, I forgot my own name.
My brother says I’m not an ObiwanCannoli. I tried to make pizza and it looked like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who cooks Italian food so good, it’s like they’ve stolen the secret of life and sprinkled it with parmesan. They’ve got the power of a Jedi and the rage of a grandma who’s been insulted by 50 bad meatballs.
My neighbor is an ObiwanCannoli. She made me eat 30 cannoli and I didn’t even complain.
That guy at the grocery store is an ObiwanCannoli. He can make a soup and it feels like a hug.
My dad says I’m not an ObiwanCannoli. I tried to make ravioli and it looked like a battle field.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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