ObiwanCannoli
A person who cooks Italian food so good, it’s like they’ve stolen the secret of life and sprinkled it with parmesan. They’ve got the power of a Jedi and the rage of a grandma who’s been insulted by 50 bad meatballs.
My neighbor is an ObiwanCannoli. She made me eat 30 cannoli and I didn’t even complain.
That guy at the grocery store is an ObiwanCannoli. He can make a soup and it feels like a hug.
My dad says I’m not an ObiwanCannoli. I tried to make ravioli and it looked like a battle field.