obivlious
A person who’s so unaware they think the world is against them. They don’t see love, they see a joke.
He told me he had a crush on me, and I said, 'So?' He said, 'You’re not paying attention.'
She got a message saying 'I like you' and replied, 'Okay, cool.'
He saw me with his ex and said, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about.'