obivlious

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A person who doesn't notice anything, even when it's screaming in their face. They’re like a blind person in a fireworks show.

He didn’t notice I was flirting with his best friend. Like I was invisible.

She walked past the love note on the fridge. Like it was a boring ad.

He didn’t see the text saying 'I miss you.' He was too busy watching cat videos.

A human who’s so dense they could be used as a doorstop. They don’t get hints, clues, or even full-on screaming.

I told him I liked him 10 times. He said, 'I’m fine.'

She got a rose from him and said, 'That’s cute.'

He had the same crush for 5 years and never noticed.

A person who’s so unaware they think the world is against them. They don’t see love, they see a joke.

He told me he had a crush on me, and I said, 'So?' He said, 'You’re not paying attention.'

She got a message saying 'I like you' and replied, 'Okay, cool.'

He saw me with his ex and said, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about.'

A person who’s so out of touch with reality they think everyone’s just being weird. They don’t get love, they get confusion.

He said, 'Why are you so happy?' I said, 'Because I like you.' He said, 'Oh, that’s weird.'

She got a text saying, 'You’re cute,' and said, 'Thanks, I guess.'

He saw me texting someone and said, 'You’re busy. I get it.'

A person who’s so clueless they think everyone else is the one being dumb. They don’t see love, they see a mystery.

He told me he liked me, and I said, 'You’re not making sense.'

She got a message saying, 'I want to be with you,' and said, 'That’s interesting.'

He saw me with his friend and said, 'You’re just hanging out.'