Obivious
Telling someone something so simple it’s like you're talking to a toddler who just learned to walk.
'Obivious, the water is wet.', said by someone who just dunked their head in a bucket of water.
'You're obivious, you're the one who kicked the table.', said by someone who's still holding the broken chair.
'Obivious, the cat is on the couch.', said by someone who also has a cat named 'Bob' who's clearly not on the couch.