Obivious

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Saying something so clear even the dumbest person can't miss it, like you're yelling it in their face with a megaphone.

'You're clearly the worst at this game, bro.', said by someone who's clearly the worst at this game.

'Obivious, the sky is blue.', said by someone who's been blind since birth.

'You're obivious, you're in a room full of people.', said by someone who just walked in and tripped over a chair.

Telling someone something they can see, hear, and probably even taste, but still making them want to scream.

'You're obivious, you're wearing a neon shirt.', said by someone who's wearing a neon shirt and also a neon hat.

'Obivious, the pizza is burnt.', said by someone who also burned the cheese.

'You're obivious, you're the one who spilled the drink.', said by someone who's still wearing the same shirt.

Bringing up the most basic fact in the world, like you just invented it yourself and everyone else is stupid.

'Obivious, the sun comes up in the morning.', said by someone who has never seen the sun before.

'You're obivious, you're the one who broke the chair.', said by someone who's still sitting on the floor.

'Obivious, the door is open.', said by someone who's been stuck outside for two hours.

Telling someone something so simple it’s like you're talking to a toddler who just learned to walk.

'Obivious, the water is wet.', said by someone who just dunked their head in a bucket of water.

'You're obivious, you're the one who kicked the table.', said by someone who's still holding the broken chair.

'Obivious, the cat is on the couch.', said by someone who also has a cat named 'Bob' who's clearly not on the couch.

Saying something so clear it's like you're giving a lecture to someone who just got their first brain cell.

'Obivious, the door is closed.', said by someone who just walked into a wall.

'You're obivious, you're the one who forgot the password.', said by someone who also forgot their own name.

'Obivious, the dog is barking.', said by someone who's been hearing the dog for 10 minutes.