Obius
A word that sounds important but really just means 'I knew this all along and you didn't.' It’s like the most annoying version of obvious, but with more bragging.
Obius, I knew this was going to happen. Obius, I was right. Obius, you were wrong and I was right and that’s why I’m better than you.
Obius, I don't need help. Obius, I don’t need help because I’m smart. Obius, you need help because you’re not smart.
Obius, I will win the lottery. Obius, I bought the ticket. Obius, I will win because I bought the ticket and I’m smart.