Obius

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A secret word that smart people use to sound like they know everything. It's like Obviously and Obvious had a baby, and that baby is a genius.

Obius, I failed my math test because I didn't study. Obius, I didn't study because I thought I was smart. Obius, I'm still smart, but now I'm also dumb.

Obius, I ate the last slice of pizza. Obius, I'm the only one who knows how to eat pizza. Obius, I'm also the only one who knows how to live.

Obius, I'm going to fail this class. Obius, I didn't study. Obius, I'm going to fail this class because I didn't study.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A fancy way of saying 'I know this and you don't, and I'm going to remind you every day.' It's like the worst version of obviously, but with more words and more attitude.

Obius, you're going to regret this. Obius, I'm not wrong. Obius, you're going to regret this because I'm not wrong.

Obius, you're fat. Obius, I'm not fat. Obius, I'm just smart and you're not.

Obius, I'm going to win. Obius, I didn't practice. Obius, I'm going to win because I'm smart and you're not.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A word that sounds important but really just means 'I knew this all along and you didn't.' It’s like the most annoying version of obvious, but with more bragging.

Obius, I knew this was going to happen. Obius, I was right. Obius, you were wrong and I was right and that’s why I’m better than you.

Obius, I don't need help. Obius, I don’t need help because I’m smart. Obius, you need help because you’re not smart.

Obius, I will win the lottery. Obius, I bought the ticket. Obius, I will win because I bought the ticket and I’m smart.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A word that smart people use when they think they're the only ones who understand things. It’s like obviously and obvious had a baby who just wanted to be extra.

Obius, I'm going to get an A. Obius, I studied. Obius, you didn't study and that’s why you’re going to fail.

Obius, I’m the best at this. Obius, I’ve been practicing. Obius, you’re not practicing and that’s why I’m the best.

Obius, I will pass the test. Obius, I studied for three hours. Obius, you studied for zero hours and that’s why I will pass.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A word that smart people use to make everything sound like a big deal. It’s like obviously and obvious had a baby who just wanted to be dramatic.

Obius, I did my homework. Obius, I finished it in 10 minutes. Obius, you took an hour and that’s why I’m better than you.

Obius, I passed the test. Obius, I studied. Obius, you didn’t study and that’s why I passed.

Obius, I’m going to be rich. Obius, I’m going to win the lottery. Obius, you’re going to be poor and that’s why I’m going to be rich.

by Slangipedia 7d ago