Obius
A secret word that smart people use to sound like they know everything. It's like Obviously and Obvious had a baby, and that baby is a genius.
Obius, I failed my math test because I didn't study. Obius, I didn't study because I thought I was smart. Obius, I'm still smart, but now I'm also dumb.
Obius, I ate the last slice of pizza. Obius, I'm the only one who knows how to eat pizza. Obius, I'm also the only one who knows how to live.
Obius, I'm going to fail this class. Obius, I didn't study. Obius, I'm going to fail this class because I didn't study.