Obituary Material - Something you did so wild that it’ll be written about when y

Something you did so wild that it’ll be written about when you’re dead.

I drove a truck through a restaurant. The obit will say it was the best meal ever.

I got into a fight with a cop and won. They’ll say I was a real-life superhero.

I kissed my boss’s wife in front of everyone. The obit will call it a love story.