obitu-gasm
A fancy word for when people act like they're heartbroken over someone famous dying, even though they probably didn’t care and just wanted to look important.
My teacher posted a still picture of a dead actor and said, 'He was my hero.' He once failed me for wearing mismatched socks.
My friend cried at the death of a singer who once yelled at her for talking during a concert.
My dad said, 'That was a good man.' He once tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.