obitu-gasm

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When a famous person dies and everyone goes crazy with fake sadness, sending out RIPs, memes, and old photos, even if they didn’t know the person and just want to look cool.
My mom cried when the guy who made my favorite cereal died. I didn’t even know he had a face.
I posted a meme of a cat crying next to a picture of a dead rapper. My followers thought I was a deep thinker.
My uncle sent a group text saying, 'RIP, legend.' He once yelled at me for eating too much pizza.
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A fancy word for when people act like they're heartbroken over someone famous dying, even though they probably didn’t care and just wanted to look important.
My teacher posted a still picture of a dead actor and said, 'He was my hero.' He once failed me for wearing mismatched socks.
My friend cried at the death of a singer who once yelled at her for talking during a concert.
My dad said, 'That was a good man.' He once tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.
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When a bunch of people go nuts over someone famous dying, sending out fake tears, stupid memes, and old photos, even if they didn’t know the person and just want to look cool.
My cousin posted a meme of a dead celebrity with a pizza and said, 'He was my favorite.' He once threw a pizza at me for no reason.
My sister cried at the death of a movie star who once said, 'You’re not even good at this.'
My neighbor sent a RIP to a dead musician and then yelled at me for playing the wrong song on my phone.
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When people pretend to be sad about a famous person dying, even though they didn’t care, just because they want to look like they know what's up.
My mom cried at the death of a singer who once said, 'You're not even cool.' She then yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My friend sent a meme of a dead celebrity with a pizza and said, 'He was my hero.' He once cried over a broken pencil.
My dad posted a still picture of a dead actor and said, 'He was a legend.' He once tried to eat a whole pizza and failed.
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When people act like they're sad about a famous person dying, even though they probably didn’t care and just wanted to look cool or get more likes.
My teacher posted a meme of a dead celebrity and said, 'He was my hero.' He once failed me for wearing mismatched socks.
My friend sent a still picture of a dead singer and said, 'He was my favorite.' He once cried over a broken pencil.
My neighbor sent a RIP to a dead actor and then yelled at me for playing the wrong song on my phone.
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When everyone goes nuts over a famous person dying, even though they didn’t know them and just wanted to look cool or get more likes.
My cousin cried at the death of a rapper who once said, 'You're not even good at this.' He once threw a pizza at me for no reason.
My sister posted a meme of a dead celebrity and said, 'He was my hero.' She once cried over a broken pencil.
My dad sent a still picture of a dead actor and said, 'He was my legend.' He once tried to eat a whole pizza and failed.
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