Obittering
A middle-aged idiot who tweets obituaries first thing in the morning, like it's a religion and people younger than them are getting killed by the devil.
"RIP Tom Cruise, he's dead, I'm sure of it.", @morningobit
"Leonardo DiCaprio is gone, and I'm not wrong.", @obittering2024
"Tom Hanks is dead, and I'm gonna cry about it.", @morningdevotee