Obittering

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When old farts use social media to yell about celebrities dying, even if they're still alive and probably laughing at them.
"RIP Taylor Swift, she's dead, I swear on my mom's grave!", @oldfart42
"Beyoncé is gone! I saw it on the internet!", @obitteringmaster
"Rihanna is dead, and I'm not wrong.", @dyingwithher
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A middle-aged idiot who tweets obituaries first thing in the morning, like it's a religion and people younger than them are getting killed by the devil.
"RIP Tom Cruise, he's dead, I'm sure of it.", @morningobit
"Leonardo DiCaprio is gone, and I'm not wrong.", @obittering2024
"Tom Hanks is dead, and I'm gonna cry about it.", @morningdevotee
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