Obit-Volture
These people are like vultures waiting for a rich person to drop dead so they can swoop in and take their money. They don’t care if you’re still grieving.
Your husband just died. Let’s get married before his lawyer shows up.
I read your dad’s obit. I’m not here to mourn, I’m here to inherit.
Your wife’s gone. I’m here to take her place, and her money.